Observations from the supermarket checkout line

1) Why is it that Jennifer Aniston, who filed papers AFTER I did, is already DIVORCED?!!! And I am NOT?! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not fair!

2) Someday I want to write a book using the headlines from the checkout line tabloids. For instance, one I saw today:

"KITTEN FOUND GUILTY OF MURDER! Sign Petition inside - OR FLUFFY DIES...."

Unfortunately I didn't have time to read how exactly Fluffy pulled off her nefarious deed - too busy unloading the cart. And even in the name of "research" I couldn't bring myself to buy the paper.

Both of the kids have friends sleeping over tonight. I wish I could have a friend to sleep over too. But instead, I'll crack open one of those Smirnoff thingies and watch an On Demand movie with the dog. (sigh)